Luminous Procrastinators...

... VERSUS FAMOUS IMPOSTORS!  

The first category is certainly contemporarily represented by gentlemen such as myself (just ask the likes of Dr. Patrick Marsolais or Dr. Marc Bellemarre, if you ever meet the frankensteinish Laurel & Hardy of the medical establishment...)

The second category is most spectacularily represented by one Princess Caraboo - who could have just as easily sold you the Caramilk secret and a peek-a-boo along with some prime swampland real estate too!

Following are yet more prime examples of either category - whichever one it is, have fun telling them apart!

Honestly don't know who I wanna be more like: 

Daffy or Shandy...!!!

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...while you can! 

This post was originally published on The Luminous Blog indeed 

May 4th, 2006 (it was a Thursday!) 

Test *This*...!!!

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— Publishing Talk (@publishingtalk) March 2, 2019 

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Oh, rrrrrrrrrreally...

I'm sort of turning into a Literati Houdini here, now - 
not that I can pull a Best Seller out of my Hat yet 
(alas - I still can't... *sob*) 
however, just like Harry did, lo, some time ago, 
I take Lord Knows copious amounts of Time 
(still, not all that much - and not enough, for sure!) 
to ferret out and expose various suspicious schemes 
(not to call them scams, out right!) 
out there, in full view of one and all... 
Plenty of fish in the sea, eh? 
For now, folks - for now! 
(And that's... another sad story right there.) 
Harry exposed fake mediums - 
even though he firmly believed...! 
I'll carry on in the spirit of this crusade, here, 
lambasting and virtually tarring and feathering 
the most suspicious pub-leech-ers 
and preditors out there - everywhere! 

YOU GOING DOWN... BOOKERS! 

You've been warned! 

Okay - that last one doesn't really count here...