On Some DICS...

...for it is not as if you were 

given the Divine Right 

and Sole Anointing 

to do so 

ad nauseam 

until the End of Time now 

~ is it??? 

...but on another tangent now...

It would be downright criminal (...) to forego 

the chance to win a freebie - even when it is given away 

by a wretched site that leeches off criminale 

like there was no tomorrow; 

all the while showing not an ounce of shame 

nor restraint for that matter! 

And the last drop is when these petty criminals 

dare to bash the show that had tons of dash ~ 

as if their drivel was any better... HA. 

We'll take your free stuff, CrimeReads; 

we'll take all the tote bags and all the freebies 

that you have to give... but you will never have 

our subscriptions ~ nor our money!!!