Luminous Procrastinators...

... VERSUS FAMOUS IMPOSTORS!  

The first category is certainly contemporarily represented by gentlemen such as myself (just ask the likes of Dr. Patrick Marsolais or Dr. Marc Bellemarre, if you ever meet the frankensteinish Laurel & Hardy of the medical establishment...)

The second category is most spectacularily represented by one Princess Caraboo - who could have just as easily sold you the Caramilk secret and a peek-a-boo along with some prime swampland real estate too!

Following are yet more prime examples of either category - whichever one it is, have fun telling them apart!

Honestly don't know who I wanna be more like: 

Daffy or Shandy...!!!

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This post was originally published on The Luminous Blog indeed 

May 4th, 2006 (it was a Thursday!)